Aromatherapy and female domination

Yes, that is the question! A domina who practices this art is sometimes referred to as a "gas-cat." Let’s admit it. farting is a subject most of us still have some problems with. When I was grouping up, my mother wanted me to run into the bathroom, or any other room that was vacant, and fart in there. What a nuisance. Maybe because of childhood conditioning like that, farting, passing (or breaking) wind, expelling gas, launching boats, flatulence, whatever, has become something of a fetish. For those of you who must have absolutely, positively, no-question-about-it complete privacy during your bodily functions, this little game is obviously not for you. But you should read on because this is very amusing, even if it isn’t your cup of tea.

I subscribe to a number of online fern dom groups. Their posts are often anecdotes of sessions they had. Many of my sisters in domination and femme fetishists have related farting fantasies, fantasies where the fart was clearly the object of desire. I recalled a number of submissives whom I had known who had farting fantasies. I found these scenarios to be hilarious, no matter what the screenplay was or if there even was one, and so did my sister dominas. In these scenarios, the fact that it was humiliating rode in the passenger seat, so farting is here in fetishes as well as in "Humiliation".

Other than the tentative explanation of childhood environment offered above as the origin of a fart fetish, I have no idea how, when, or where the fan launched itself in to the BDSM scene. I don’t know who the first farting fetishist was, nor have I been able to sniff out a clue as to the origins of this fetish. I seem to be in good company because none of my research found anything at all on farting, and none of my fart sniffers had any idea what, where, when, or why they developed this fetish. But here we have it: farting as a fetish.

One of my earliest submissives enjoyed this scenario, which is clearly that of a fetishist, with the humiliation of being farted on by an authority figure as window dressing. His scenario was that I played a rotating authority figure: an aunt, then a governess, next a school principal, and so on. but nothing in the "lady executive" style. We tried so hard to get the timing right! He would call me before I had lunch so I could have something that worked for me in the wind-producing department. In spite of all the advance planning, we never once got the timing right. Ten minutes after he left, I would start having a "blast." Farting in the elevator, farting every time the cab hit a pothole or bump on the ride home (name one block in Manhattan that doesn't have either or both), farting with each step I took up the stairs. It actually came to be quite amusing, but never once did the poor fellow get to sniff the object of his desire.

Your first inclination might be to say that I am shy in that respect. Let me assure you, I am most definitely not. When it comes to emptying my bladder or farting, I am not shy at all. When I am driving on a highway and there is no rest area for miles, I am perfectly capable of pulling off the road and drowning some unsuspecting bush. At the beach, I dig a hole in the sand like a cat would, wrap a large towel around me, straddle the hole, and whiz away. I did not earn the title “Pistress Niagra” for nothing. Back to farting.

Some can control their farts; others, like me, can't produce a fart on demand but can fart whenever and wherever the feeling arises, If it happens, it happens spontaneously (unless I am having some specific stomach problem). So I consider a fart, because of its impromptu nature, to be a rare gift to him. Although you may not be able to control it, you may be able to predict it. When can you expect to fart? Of course when you eat certain foods you can predict gas: reports of raw broccoli, hot dogs and sauerkraut, beans, and cauliflower were among the most effective but what, or when, else? You often fart when you first sit down to pee. When giving a golden shower, I often fart on him quite naturally, so that would be the same thing, wouldn’t it? But what is important here is not the peeing; it is the position you assume when you pee. Spreading your cheeks like that can force out a fart you didn’t even know was in there. And to pee, some spreading of something must happen, unless you wish to pee down your own leg.

Farting can be combined with others aspects, and in those aspects the fart might not be a fetish, but part of a scenario, particularly humiliation and water sports. A fart may come upon you one day totally by accident, like during a golden shower scene, and as the domina you should be prepared for it. If you are embarrassed by it at first, manage an evil laugh, and cover up by saying something like, "that is what I think of you," or the gentler, "that is my gift to you." Convey it in the proper tone of voice, preferably with your nose up in the air.