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Now, as promised, the weirdest spanking/love making playlist ever compiled, as provided by my Facebook friends. One or two suggestions might actually do the trick, but realistically, many of these will cause immediate flaccidity. If you and your partner can get it on to any of these, you might actually be soul mates. Perhaps this is a true “soul mate litmus test.”
Suggestions included ...
"John Williams."
"A nice Irish reel"
"John Philip Sousa "Polka."
"The Ice Cream Truck Song."
"Faith No More."
"A guy in the corner playing Tchaikovsky's Sugarplum Fairy Theme on a xylophone,"
"The music from one of those quarter amusement rides outside a supermarket!"
"I'm a Goofy Goober from the Spongebob Movie soundtrack. "
"Barbara Streisand singing Bowie's 'Life on Mars.' "
"Anything without lyrics. It's too distracting having someone singing in the room. "
"Andre Williams or The Cramps. "
"Barry White, the entire Miami Funk Seris, Mahler, Dvorak Wagner."
"Motley Crue and Danzig (both favorites of strippers the world over)."
My friend David mentioned that he had a girlfriend who could only come if Prince was on. He also shared, “I had a boss with a fertility problem (and what I imagined was an ever-doing-it problem). One day after lunch, he returned with a few Luther Vandross CDs. I said, ‘That ought to do it!’ He blushed—didn’t know how obvious it was. Ten months later, he and his wife had a baby.”
Of my friends who participated in my poll and took it seriously, Otis Redding topped the list. Perhaps this is why Bill Clinton once said, “I remember when Otis Redding died; I didn’t think I could go on.”
I have a few rock star friends (I’m that cool) and one of them recently said to me, “I love it when I hear from fans and they tell me they lost their virginity to one of my songs.” (If lucky, said fan loses it to an entire album, but that’s beside the point.) Perhaps the subconscious goal of every musician is to increase our dopamine levels to the point where we are all fucking like rabbits.
At the dungeon, one great way to “time a session,” which generally lasted an hour, was by playing a CD. (Because setting a stopwatch would have been kind of tacky.) A lot of Mistresses and subs opted for trip-hop, but personally, I played “groovy” stuff because groovy is how I like my sex, BDSM play, and pretty much everything else. T. Rex, The Zombies, The Beatles, and The Stones have never failed me.
Good sex and BDSM play should feel like a spell. Consider this as you spank your partner into a transcendent subspace.
